I Gotta Do What? When? Where???

When you accept an invitation to a wedding you rarely think... gee, that morning I plan on recovering from getting shitfaced the night before.

So when the alarm rang at 6:30 AM I had to stop and think why in God's name was the alarm set for 6:30 AM. Oh yeah, Ray's wedding. I had to take a cold shower to wake up, get dressed up nice, hit up Mapquest for directions then get on the road. I mean, I like Ray, but he owes me a whole day's quiet hangover recovery.

I had to drive all the effing way to Cape May from Philly. I don't get this. Neither he nor his girl live down there. The ceremony was beautiful though, on the beach with the crashing waves behind them.

It made me think about getting married myself. Good lord, NO! There's no way I could stand having sex with just one person for the rest of my life! I mean, really, who could do that?