Thursday, January 15, 2004

Janeane, Please

I don't even know what I was watching. But there she was, Janeane Garofalo, the slick acerbic wit of the lost generation and role model to millions of slackers everwhere, and she was -blonde!

I've never much believed in stereotypes, racial, ethnic or whatever, but, as a blonde, Janeane is no longer believable. Anything that came out of her mouth as a brunette, no matter how stupid, seemed intelligent. Now, as a blonde, -everything- that comes out of her mouth, no matter how intelligent, seems stupid.

Janeane, please! What were you thinking?